Presidential campaign slogans

[aTUfan]

Trump -- "What you see is what you get"

Cruz -- "My last name is hispanic"

hrc -- "Damn it, I was supposed to win eight years ago"

bs -- "Let's make America medicore. Motivated people need not apply."

 

[aTUfan]

Sign i would take to a political rally:

Trump -- the "view" is not your friend.

Cruz -- you are closing in on number two.

HRC -- who needs voters when you have super delegates.

Bs -- I went to work today, so your supporters would not have to.

 

[astonmartin708]

Trump -- "Coming Soon: The Gold House. 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue"

Cruz -- "Somehow I'm the noble alternative"

HRC -- "If you only knew what was good for you, you would vote for me"

Sanders -- "I just want to be everyone's cool grandpa and spoil them rotten"

 

[TU 1978]

HRC should start an emphasis that she's a switch hitter, or has totally converted - not that there's anything wrong with that.

 

[rabidTU]

Bernie - Before we get started, I have to leave since I just soiled myself.

HRC - OK. So now everyone knows I wasn't Bill's first!

Trump - The reason I lie so much is that it takes everyone's attention off my squinty eyes and glued on wig.

Cruz - OK. Yes. So I do use Brylcreme.

Kasich - Yes, I do often misspell my own name,

 

[aTUfan]

Hrc -- what 3:00am phone call?

bs - once my supporters experience the real world, I'm toast


Tc - why doesn't anyone know who I am?

DT - I'm not a wordsmith.

 

[aTUfan]

JOB CREATION

DT. - I keep the bankruptcy court employed.

Tc - my job is to derail DT

HRC. - I've created hundreds of jobs at the justice dept the fbi and state department; just investigating me.

Bs - jobs? You don't need no stinkin jobs.