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Where is Goldie?

Goldie is a friggin scape goat! They just showed her on the sidelines walking around, tail lodged firmly between the legs covering the genitals. You need a damn Alpha dog if you want it to retrieve a tee and enjoy meeting people. That dog just wants to cower and hide its head in the sand. What a pussy dog that is.
 
Goldie is a friggin scape goat! They just showed her on the sidelines walking around, tail lodged firmly between the legs covering the genitals. You need a damn Alpha dog if you want it to retrieve a tee and enjoy meeting people. That dog just wants to cower and hide its head in the sand. What a pussy dog that is.

She retrieved it several times during halftime.
 
In all seriousness, Goldie is an absolute joke. Worthless dog hates people and won't perform. I could train my lab to get the damn tee in about 5 minutes. Plus He LOVES meeting people. Kids adore him cause he is so friendly. Why do we waste money on this mutt Goldie and her handler when the fans can't enjoy her? Not hard or expensive to get a friendly, trainable dog to do this job.
 
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Maybe she needs to be sacrificed to the football gods so we can start winning again. :(
 
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