Nice twitters #FreeChistie

[TUMe]

Chris Christie is blinking "PLEASE KILL ME" in Morse code.

"Last thing I remember is being thrown into a car with a 'Make America Great Again' sticker...how did I get here?"

Who am I? Why am I here?

looks like he was just forced into a shotgun wedding.

I'll go with "The bridge is closed...the Moose out front should have told you"

 

[TUMe]

I left out the R in his name and can't figure out how to edit.

Anyway maybe it should be "Chris Kissed he."

I think he wants to stand behind Trump a good deal after the first of 2017,

 

[TUBballJunkie]

Looked like he knew he's sold his soul.

 

[rabidTU]

Those mafia dons insisted on dis. "Its da godfodda effect. Ya neva go aginst the Joysey dons!"

 

[astonmartin708]

He's the governor of New Jersey, and he probably hasn't been in New Jersey for weeks.