On a different topic, I would like to discuss this paragraph:
“With a major in biology and a minor in neuroscience, I was delighted by the flexibility of the curriculum, particularly on the pre-med track. After a thorough evaluation of multiple factors, such as academic excellence, inclusivity, and career alignment, I confidently made the decision to join The University of Tulsa,” said National Merit Finalist Abhay Bindroo, 17, of Little Elm, Texas, who was accepted into TU’s
Early Careers in Medicine program. “I eagerly anticipate becoming part of the TU family, and I am certain that the experiences I will gain in the coming years will pave the way for a successful and fulfilling future, both as an aspiring doctor and as a compassionate and knowledgeable individual.”
I see 3 options:
(a) kid actually talks this way (the most terrifying alternative and one that makes me doubt the strategy);
(b) kid is sucking up to the people writing him 4 years of big a$$ checks and was ok with the crap his friends would inevitably give him (I'm fine with this);
(c) kid is subtly making fun of old people who wouldn't even realize he was being ironic by like a corny old person (this would definitely be the case with my kids, and this would be my favorite answer).