Maybe no more haikus?

[Gold*]

How about limericks?

There once was a coach named Frank
Who eventually drove us all to drank
We didn’t defend the three
We couldn’t score in the key
The whole thing truly just stank

 

[TU1NNJ]

Our offense does not flow
the three point defense is a no
our coach seems to be tired
perhaps tomorrow he’ll be fired
then our fans will return to the show

 

[drboobay]

The reason we stay around...

 

[Gold*]

Frank Haith did not walk off early
For that we should not be so surly
It’s the bad defense
And his contract expense
For this he will be fired surely.

 

[goldfan83]

We were led by some dude named Haith
He gave us no faith
I can't believe what I am watching
The wins are not encroaching
We could be a lot better at this place

 

[Henry Kendall]

There once was a team who couldn’t beat Nantucket
They couldn’t put balls in the bucket
Try as they might
They never got it right
So they said ahhh just…..


wait. This isn’t ending well.

 

[noble cane]

The Haiku is a higher form of poetry..

And this is a pretty Lowenbrau crowd..

 

[Gold*]

There once was a coach named Toby Lane
Who many of our fans had thoughts most profane
He talked to Frank quite a lot
About what we know not
And come March he’ll be selling propane.

 

[TULSARISING]

There once was a coach named Toby Lane
Who many of our fans had thoughts most profane
He talked to Frank quite a lot
About what we know not
And come March he’ll be selling propane.

And propane accessories

 

[drboobay]

There once was a board of clever posters
Critics, prophets and roasters
Despite little glee
They kept paying their fee
Til Frank left with his parting gift toaster

 

[Tulsafanzz]

As TU fans we’ve come to learn
Haith’s teams are quite often burned
It really is very easy you see
Just put a good shooter in the corner for three
And you’ll be amazed at the lack of concern

 

[ba11game]

There once was a basketball team
That used to have final four dreams
Now we have Frank
And we're in the tank
It'll go on forever, it seems.

 

[I.I.]

OK, I'll bite

TU is used to NCAA Bids
But Haith can't seem to coach the kids
The fans laugh at us from Mizzou
Cause they can say "Did we not tell you?"

 

[TU Man]

5 7 5
Dammit

 

[TU Man]

Screw 5 7 5

Wish we would win a ton
It would be a whole lotta fun
Big East coach of year
Wouldn’t show any fear
Maybe a chance on Anderson?

 

[jesterondirt]

Haikus are like craft beers. Eventually people stop acting like they're cool.

Jester says the Coors lights (Limericks) were always better and everyone knows it.

 

[Gmoney4WW]

I'll never go back to bud/coors/michelob/miller. Craft beers are a permanent sea change.

You can debate the merits of haiku & limericks all you want.

 

[Gold*]

We used to have a rivalry with Wichita State
They were fun games played by teams with lots of hate
Then we hired Phillips based on emotion
We couldn’t throw a beach ball in the ocean
And now the whole program has gone to total shate.

 

[TU_BLA]

And propane accessories

"That boy just ain't right"

 

[TU_BLA]

I'll never go back to bud/coors/michelob/miller. Craft beers are a permanent sea change.

You can debate the merits of haiku & limericks all you want.

100%...hotel bar this weekend and I asked the "bartender" what they had in wheat beers and he looked at me funny...I noticed a Boulevard Unfiltered and asked for one since it was better than the alternatives (Bud, Michelob, Coors, etc.)