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Goldie

Since we’re all about accountability these days, time to hold Goldie accountable. We were promised Goldie as a retriever would retrieve the tee after kickoffs. That never happened and we’re on the second one already. This is what we expected.

We should have picked up 3 goldies every year, and discarded the crowd fearing, I'm not gonna pick up the tee ones. We could have given them to some loving TU families, until we got one that could do it.
 
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Goldie used to be one of our best posters in the first message board days.
 
As a member of the TU family, she has earned her daily meals. However, she has failed at her job to faithfully retrieve the tee after every kickoff, therefore she should receive no NIL "doggy treats"! I know this seems tough, but then again this is a business.
 
My dog would chase the tee if someone threw it...and then just lay there next to it until someone else tried to pick it up...and then bark at any players standing up
 
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