http://inhabitat.com/pumpkins-cause-climate-change-says-energy-dept/
The great pumpkin is evil. Religious nuts said all along that Halloween is evil. The Justice Department is driving a stake through the heart of the Great Pumpkin. Some universities offer courses in dressing up as characters that do not offend. "Merry Christmas" is rude. Stores sell seasonal trees.
Wait, pumpkins are plants. I thought plants were good. Ah but pumpkins get thrown away and rot. That makes methane. Now I'm confused again. They have forced a bunch of food on school cafeterias. Schools are moving away from the new menus. Seems the kids don't eat the stuff and it rots. I guess that also makes methane also?
So it goes.
The great pumpkin is evil. Religious nuts said all along that Halloween is evil. The Justice Department is driving a stake through the heart of the Great Pumpkin. Some universities offer courses in dressing up as characters that do not offend. "Merry Christmas" is rude. Stores sell seasonal trees.
Wait, pumpkins are plants. I thought plants were good. Ah but pumpkins get thrown away and rot. That makes methane. Now I'm confused again. They have forced a bunch of food on school cafeterias. Schools are moving away from the new menus. Seems the kids don't eat the stuff and it rots. I guess that also makes methane also?
So it goes.