I do take some pleasure in imagining what all the degenerate, trust fund toting gamblers. They’re going crazy right now lmao they will not get their fix & be forced to bet on golf! Of which they know nothing, thus they’ll lose
Of course, they’ll find other things to bet on or just go to the casino but the sports bettors’ bread & butter is gone. They’re freaking. They are probably praying for the first time since they were children. Actually many of these degenerates pray their team covers the spread or over/under or whatever stupid prop bet they make. These degenerates are Godless.
I’ve bet on one game in my entire life - TU @ Arkansas in 2008 (a game we would’ve won had it not been for Gus Malzahn’s ego) & I lost $500. I vowed to never bet on sports again & even with my incredible talents with fantasy football I’ve still managed to avoid the temptation.
Just to be clear - I’m not referring to all sports bettors. Only the degenerates.
Of course, they’ll find other things to bet on or just go to the casino but the sports bettors’ bread & butter is gone. They’re freaking. They are probably praying for the first time since they were children. Actually many of these degenerates pray their team covers the spread or over/under or whatever stupid prop bet they make. These degenerates are Godless.
I’ve bet on one game in my entire life - TU @ Arkansas in 2008 (a game we would’ve won had it not been for Gus Malzahn’s ego) & I lost $500. I vowed to never bet on sports again & even with my incredible talents with fantasy football I’ve still managed to avoid the temptation.
Just to be clear - I’m not referring to all sports bettors. Only the degenerates.
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