One drink every time Lunardi talks.
Finish your drink if he uses the word "hair."
One drink every time Pastner jumps and the ref walks away because who cares what that chump says.
One drink for every Shaq monster dunk.
One drink for every three by the sequel.
One drink if they say "three ball."
Finish your drink if Goodwin gets ejected.
One drink if Dino Gaudio says Pastner should be retained.
Finish your drink if Swannegan scores 10 because that means we are playing tomorrow.